Grandpa's Pond

We can learn alot from kids.Last Friday, whichfirst pond Shark.The bright green line yields
incidently was St. Jean Baptiste Day in Quebec,another Smallmouth and I explain that the Sharks
was also the day we decided to have Grandpa'sare tricky in these waters and sometimes "grab"
Pond day in Shady Cove, Oregon.Everything wenta smaller fish and pull the old switcheroo trick,
off just as planned. In Shady Cove, anyway.Awhere they put the small fish on while the line is
beautiful early summer day, this is the annualbeing reeled in.James is skeptical once more.Here
"take the kids fishing and make sure they catchcomes lesson number two.We fishermen and
fish day", that we have to help build interest andbudding fishermen, live for the thought that the
enthusiasm towards fishing for our little ones.Thebig one is out there somewhere and as long as
pond is not large, and really is a watering hole forwe have a chance to catch it--we will keep
the few head of cattle that roam the hillside oncoming back.After a few"switcheroos" it is time
Grandpa Ray's mini ranch. At some point, ato "venture" off to the great unknown.The other
previous owner or large water spout, depositedside of the pond!!We grab a pole and without so
several Crappie, Smallmouth Bass, and whomuch as packing a lunch or snack, we head off
knows what else into the tiny pond.There, the fishlike Tom Sawyer, Becky Thatcher and an old bald
have flourished, reproduced and turned the pondHuck Finn.Twenty yards later we arrive at the
into a lovely little starting place for kids to learn towilds of the other side of the pond.I explain to the
fish.Truth be told, the adults like to use it for akids that I saw Shark bubbles over here, and we
confidence builder also. The fish don't get very big,keep the Shark tale active.By now, the kids
and like an overcrowded meadow, it is nice to thininterest has turned to building a "bridge" over the
the herd.Anyway, my five year old daughter andgreat Bovine river-- which is a two foot irrigation
her school buddy James were excited and donnedditch- and crossing back and forth to test its
in fishing hats ready to go fishing. A couple otherengineering. Then my daughter of course wants
lads, Sterling & Saxon-- were supposed to attendto play "little house on the prairie" and starts doling
but unfortunately their Dad must have had someout instructions for the homestead to James. I
bad Oatmeal and decided to do some toilet trollingrescue James by sending him on another
instead.I know--too much information!!Meanwhileadventure. He is to go solo on a mission back to
back at the pond...Grandpa had the worms readyFort Fish Bucket, and bring back another
and we had three poles ready to go.(for those ofnightcrawler. It is a trip fraught with dangers, like
you who cringe at the term"pole"-- it is acceptablecow pies and cockleburrs. I wish James well and
when referring to kids fishing!!) Two of the polessoon he is sending messages back to our camp
were standard issue, fish tested, Fenwick "rods",of his "leaping" over cow pies and battles with
the third was the little "Barbie" pole I bring out forhostile sticker bushes, which have apparently
my daughter each year--complete with Tigggerriddled his socks with attachment. James returns
bobber and bright green line.The kids are alwaysfrom the frontier with a nightcrawler. MISSION
overly excited at first and can't wait to get theACCOMPLISHED!!Sara, not wanting to be left out
lines in the water. Luckily, it took all of thirtyof the great adventures, and hearing of James
seconds to have the first nibbles and soon Tiggerharrowing tales of the trail, now wants to head to
was "scuba diving" below the surface.I think theFort Fish Bucket on a mission of her own. I let
fish wait all year for us to show up too!Of courseher know that the well being of our continued
both my daughter and James want to claim thestay out in the wilds of North pond country, will
first fish and they are clamoring for the chance tobe determined on the success of her trip to Fort
reel in a six inch fish on the "Barbie-nator" fishFish Bucket, and the return of further provisions,
slaying machine. I appeal to James manhood andin the form of a couple more nightcrawlers and a
the chauvinistic "ladies first" approach, and handcouple of hooks.With fore warnings of the
over the pole to my daughter.She loses the fish inimminent cow pie dangers, Sara is well prepared
the weeds.Lesson number one is learned,for the journey, and soon is stocking up at Fort
sometimes the fish wins. Lesson number one "A"Fish Bucket. Her return is delayed, as there are
is also learned, --that it is O.K. for a dad to lookbugs to observe, bullfrogs spotted on the water,
less than manly with a Barbie pole-- but not a fiveand flowers to pick. She finally returns to our
year old macho boy!!It didn't take long before theoutpost--sans hooks-- which must have been lost
next fish was dancing around with the worm, andalong the trail. This limits our stay in the
soon the kids were reeling in fish left and rightNorthcountry, and we soon head back to Fort
and dropping them into the fish bucket. Well, IFish Bucket, with a few more fish-- and tales of
guess we did most of the dropping into thethe wild.Lesson number three is for the
bucket, since the kids thought the fish should justadults.There is so much fun to be had along the
submit quietly when being removed from theway, and the true joy of fishing is ALL the things
hook. The flopping and wiggling of the fish inducedthat go on, in and around the act of fishing. The
happy shrieks and giggles and once the fish werestories, the anticipation, the environment around
"stabilized" into the fish bucket-- then it was O.K.you--all things that can be overlooked when we
to pet and observe the fish in a more controlledare hell bent on CATCHING fish.We caught a
environment.Kids are pretty accepting at this age.MESS a fish that day and when we got back to
They seem to understand that it is O.K. tothe ranch--it was time for the cleaning and eating
appreciate and find the fish "cute", as well as haveof our days catch. Lesson four, is that you should
them for dinner. They are fish afterall, and therewear gloves when cleaning those spiny sharp little
is no worry of "endangered species" on Grandpa'sCrappie and Bass-- or at least have some band
pond.Kids usually also have the attention span of aaids ready.Lesson five, was that as fishermen and
Cocker Spaniel at this age, so after about a halffisherwomen we should always have respect for
hour of catching fish,(and releasing the small ones)the animals that give their lives up to sustain ours.
in order to keep it interesting for them you haveThe kids enjoyed eating the fish as much as the
to get creative.The first thing I do, is tell the kidscatching, especially when you mixed 'em up with
that now we are going to try and catch theenough mashed taters. James even wanted to
Shark that is in the pond. James thinks this isbring some of his catch home so his dad could
really COOL. He is a little skeptical, and more thanhave some.We talked of the days successful
sure that Sharks don't live in small ponds in Shadyfishing and James shared with us- tales of another
Cove Oregon-- but he is willing to go along withfishing trip to Applegate lake--where he, his dad,
the "fish tale" after I let him know that these areand some friends caught some trout.Guess they
"freshwater" Sharks. As I show him the specialweren't able to catch any Sharks either!!A.J. Klott
technique I use to entice the "freshwater" SharksAuthor, writer of fishing humor,and "fly tack"
from the murky deep- I cast into the reeds andpeddler.A.J. writes about the people,characters and
as the bait starts to circle I ask him if he thinksmodern day events that surround the fishing
that it might be a Shark nibble. The battle is onworld. His first book is due out in December of
and James is reeling in with hopes of catching his2005.