| Is your idea of a romantic evening a tractor | | | | |
| pull and a six pack of beer? | | | | It's pretty easy to find redneck guys, but |
| | | | redneck women are tougher. For one thing, |
| You might also be a redneck if you can't find | | | | while it's okay for women to infiltrate the |
| a single woman who isn't prejudiced against | | | | guy cultures to a certain point, most redneck |
| guns and God, or who doesn't understand the | | | | women stay in the more feminine side of |
| value of spending five hours in a deer stand | | | | things, and it's not so okay for guys to |
| in November. Or if you're a redneck woman and | | | | invade these. Check out this limited list of |
| your turnons include big rough-skinned hands, | | | | online specialities that appeal to redneck |
| scuffed cowboy boots, and a discomfort with a | | | | women. |
| necktie. If you've felt the wind through your | | | | |
| hair in the back of a rusted-out '79 Ford | | | | Cooking from scratch websites are often a |
| pickup, understand why you pick your feet up | | | | fantastic places to find redneck women. Look |
| in a cow pasture, and have been acquainted at | | | | at the fringe benefits: you get biscuit |
| least once with the luxuries of a two-seater | | | | recipes, and you're likely to find a woman |
| outhouse - you don't seem to fit into the | | | | who likes to cook. Downside: the frilly |
| world as it's becoming today. | | | | apron. |
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| Rednecks are everywhere, but how the heck do | | | | Another hot spot: homeschooling sites. You |
| you find them? | | | | find women with baggage, true, but you also |
| | | | find women who are fiercely interested in |
| Fortunately, redneck does not mean ignorant, | | | | raising kids right, to the point that they |
| and it never did. Just like everyone else, | | | | will sacrifice a large part of their own |
| rednecks today are congregating online. There | | | | lives to do it. And these are women who don't |
| aren't a lot of places to find single redneck | | | | get out a lot, which means you're likely to |
| communities online, but like stray cattle, | | | | have several to choose from with no real |
| they tend to find the herd and go in the same | | | | competition. |
| direction - follow them, and they'll lead you | | | | |
| to your river. Or whatever. | | | | Other really good places to find redneck |
| | | | women: sites where they are seeking out |
| Start by looking for online communities that | | | | redneck men. Dating sites abound on the |
| delve into the things beloved by all | | | | internet. The big mega sites that appeal to a |
| rednecks: Nascar (especially old style, not | | | | huge general audience may yield some results, |
| the new rules that are getting introduced), | | | | but digging a little deeper and investigating |
| hunting, fishing, camping, four-wheeling. If | | | | more niche sites that cater to tattoos, |
| you live in the right part of the country, | | | | bikers, confederacy, country and cowgirls are |
| you may find an online and offline community | | | | probably going to get you more possibilities. |
| dedicated to mudding, that delicate sport | | | | |
| that involves driving your four-wheel drive | | | | Don't limit yourself to only online |
| vehicle into the deepest and grossest mudhole | | | | searching, either. Keep in mind that you |
| you can locate. | | | | should find lots of single redneck women at |
| | | | county fairs, NASCAR events, rodeos, and, of |
| A lot of Active Duty, National Guard and | | | | course, the local honky tonk. Several states |
| Reservist soldiers are rednecks. Army and | | | | also have huge Redneck Games events that draw |
| Marine units can provide the most | | | | thousands of real redneck women. |
| concentrated groups of rednecks. You'll also | | | | |
| find a large population of rednecks in the | | | | While it may be a little difficult to locate |
| firefighting and police forces. Groups that | | | | the perfect redneck woman, once you do, you |
| appeal to gun lovers and Civil War | | | | can count on having someone with you who is |
| re-enactments are great places to find | | | | loyal and true and wants to share in the same |
| rednecks. | | | | things as you. |