| I was fortunate as a youth to grow up on a golf | | | | Living on the course I would also occasionally dive |
| course. Besides the scenic view, there were | | | | into the golf course ponds to pick up golf balls. |
| numerous benefits to living on the golf course. | | | | This was very profitable as we could on a good |
| I could pull up a lawn chair and observe and take | | | | night pick up 75 or more name brand balls and sell |
| in all of the free golf lessons a young aspiring | | | | them the next day for 50 cents a piece. For a |
| golfer could ever want. There were many good | | | | young kid I was rolling in the dough! |
| golfers worthy of picking up pointers, but the | | | | The best finds out of the ponds were not the |
| golfers that really stuck into my memory over | | | | golf balls. Once in a while we might pick up a club |
| the years were from the bad golfers. | | | | or two. But the grand prize of all was finding |
| Golf, while a serious competitive game, was taken | | | | complete sets of golf clubs. Evidently for some |
| a bit too serious by some. One of my first golf | | | | golfers wrapping the club around a tree wasn't |
| lessons was watching the turf fly further than the | | | | enough. So if you're that frustrated why not |
| ball. While we have all done that once or twice, | | | | throw the club into the pond! |
| the real lesson was the four-letter vocabulary I | | | | Looking back I think the guy that threw his whole |
| learned that was used to describe such a shot. | | | | set of clubs in at least had something right. He |
| That lesson could then proceed to the more | | | | knew that he had to walk away from the game. |
| advanced lessons on how to ground your club | | | | Golf is meant to be fun! We all have bad shots or |
| hard into the ground. If it was a real special day I | | | | bad days but don't let it eat you alive. |
| might even learn how golfers wrap their clubs | | | | I still wonder how the guy that threw his whole |
| around trees. | | | | set ever got home that day. I still have his keys! |