| As hard as it may be to believe, there are | | | | |
| women who don't know the pleasures of having | | | | 7.Rednecks are typically brought up with |
| doors opened for them. dancing the | | | | conservative values. This makes them a bad |
| Boot-Scooting Boogie, or spending the night | | | | choice for a hippie chick, but a perfect |
| watching shooting stars on the old deer stand | | | | choice if you're looking for a nice guy to |
| with a warm, strong man. The following list | | | | raise a family with. |
| is for them. | | | | |
| | | | 8.More rednecks are heroes than non-rednecks. |
| 1.Girls grow up in love with horses...most of | | | | The average white-collar businessman probably |
| them, anyway. A redneck man is likely to know | | | | wouldn't walk into a burning building. A |
| how to ride one, get enthusiastic about | | | | redneck will. You'd be surprised how many |
| riding one with you, and may actually have a | | | | firemen, cops, and soldiers are rednecks to |
| couple on his farm that match his cowboy hat | | | | the bone. |
| and boot. | | | | |
| | | | 9.Rednecks have a great sense of humor. It |
| 2.You are safe with a redneck man. No one in | | | | comes from years of laughing at themselves, |
| his right mind is going to mess with a guy | | | | and their brother Jimmy who went fishing with |
| who may have a gun hidden in his boot. | | | | dynamite. |
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| 3.A redneck man was raised right by his mama. | | | | 10.Redneck men are good at knowing how to |
| He will open doors for you, pull out your | | | | appreciate a lady the way she should be. If |
| chair, treat you with respect, and would | | | | you look classy, you'll be treated that way. |
| never consider going dutch! | | | | If you decide to look sexy, watch out! A |
| | | | redneck man is surprisingly good at picking |
| 4.Have you ever really looked at a cowboy? | | | | up on your personal vibe at any given time. |
| | | | He also understands that no means no, |
| 5.You don't have to dress up. If you wear | | | | probably because his mama knocked it into his |
| your tight blue jeans and a nice T-shirt, | | | | head. |
| he'll be suitably impressed, and you should | | | | |
| look just right for going out to Nascar, the | | | | The real question: why do you want to date a |
| honky-tonk, or to experience the thrills of | | | | redneck? If you're a redneck woman, the |
| mudding. | | | | answer is obvious. If you're not, here's my |
| | | | bet: you've been exposed to rednecks who seem |
| 6.Rednecks are able to have more money than | | | | to have the ideals of a romantic hero. You're |
| one would think because they don't spend it | | | | curious - are they really like that? |
| on bigger houses or trailers, designer | | | | |
| clothes or pricey gadgets. They like things | | | | Yep, they are. And they're waiting for that |
| to be uncomplicated and simple. That does not | | | | perfect romantic heroine who's not afraid to |
| mean a redneck does not believe in luxury; he | | | | get her hands dirty, the tough but feminine |
| just doesn't believe he has to impress the | | | | lady. You might just be her. |
| world. | | | | |