| As hard as it may be to believe, there are | | | | 7.Rednecks are typically brought up with |
| women who don't know the pleasures of having | | | | conservative values. This makes them a bad |
| doors opened for them. dancing the | | | | choice for a hippie chick, but a perfect choice if |
| Boot-Scooting Boogie, or spending the night | | | | you're looking for a nice guy to raise a family |
| watching shooting stars on the old deer stand | | | | with. |
| with a warm, strong man. The following list is for | | | | 8.More rednecks are heroes than non-rednecks. |
| them. | | | | The average white-collar businessman probably |
| 1.Girls grow up in love with horses...most of them, | | | | wouldn't walk into a burning building. A redneck will. |
| anyway. A redneck man is likely to know how to | | | | You'd be surprised how many firemen, cops, and |
| ride one, get enthusiastic about riding one with | | | | soldiers are rednecks to the bone. |
| you, and may actually have a couple on his farm | | | | 9.Rednecks have a great sense of humor. It |
| that match his cowboy hat and boot. | | | | comes from years of laughing at themselves, and |
| 2.You are safe with a redneck man. No one in his | | | | their brother Jimmy who went fishing with |
| right mind is going to mess with a guy who may | | | | dynamite. |
| have a gun hidden in his boot. | | | | 10.Redneck men are good at knowing how to |
| 3.A redneck man was raised right by his mama. | | | | appreciate a lady the way she should be. If you |
| He will open doors for you, pull out your chair, | | | | look classy, you'll be treated that way. If you |
| treat you with respect, and would never consider | | | | decide to look sexy, watch out! A redneck man is |
| going dutch! | | | | surprisingly good at picking up on your personal |
| 4.Have you ever really looked at a cowboy? | | | | vibe at any given time. He also understands that |
| 5.You don't have to dress up. If you wear your | | | | no means no, probably because his mama |
| tight blue jeans and a nice T-shirt, he'll be suitably | | | | knocked it into his head. |
| impressed, and you should look just right for | | | | The real question: why do you want to date a |
| going out to Nascar, the honky-tonk, or to | | | | redneck? If you're a redneck woman, the answer |
| experience the thrills of mudding. | | | | is obvious. If you're not, here's my bet: you've |
| 6.Rednecks are able to have more money than | | | | been exposed to rednecks who seem to have |
| one would think because they don't spend it on | | | | the ideals of a romantic hero. You're curious - are |
| bigger houses or trailers, designer clothes or | | | | they really like that? |
| pricey gadgets. They like things to be | | | | Yep, they are. And they're waiting for that |
| uncomplicated and simple. That does not mean a | | | | perfect romantic heroine who's not afraid to get |
| redneck does not believe in luxury; he just doesn't | | | | her hands dirty, the tough but feminine lady. You |
| believe he has to impress the world. | | | | might just be her. |